Go On… I’m Dying to Hear This Comfort Colors® Tee
For professional listeners, unofficial therapists, and people who somehow know everybody’s business. 💀
This funny Halloween tee features a skeleton resting their chin in their hand, ready for the tea, alongside the phrase “Go On… I’m Dying to Hear This.”
It’s equal parts therapist humor, spooky-season sarcasm, and “tell me everything” energy. Perfect for counselors who listen professionally, social workers who have truly heard it all, or that one friend who somehow became the group’s unpaid therapist.
Part of Bethesda’s BOOthesda: Therapy Isn’t Scary collection, this design keeps things lighthearted while celebrating the people who know how to listen.
Crafted from garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun US cotton with the signature relaxed Comfort Colors® fit.
Every purchase supports Bethesda’s free trauma-informed therapy and prevention education programs.
Why you’ll love it
- Funny listening skeleton design
- Therapist and counselor Halloween humor
- Garment-dyed Comfort Colors® fabric
- 100% ethically sourced US cotton
- Relaxed unisex fit
- Available in sizes S–4XL
Perfect for
- Therapists and counselors
- Social workers and psychologists
- Mental health professionals
- Counseling and social work students
- The designated “therapist friend”
- Anyone who loves spooky sarcasm
Care instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry low
- Iron or steam on low heat
- Do not dry clean
Go on… we’re listening. 💀
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
For professional listeners, unofficial therapists, and people who somehow know everybody’s business. 💀
This funny Halloween tee features a skeleton resting their chin in their hand, ready for the tea, alongside the phrase “Go On… I’m Dying to Hear This.”
It’s equal parts therapist humor, spooky-season sarcasm, and “tell me everything” energy. Perfect for counselors who listen professionally, social workers who have truly heard it all, or that one friend who somehow became the group’s unpaid therapist.
Part of Bethesda’s BOOthesda: Therapy Isn’t Scary collection, this design keeps things lighthearted while celebrating the people who know how to listen.
Crafted from garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun US cotton with the signature relaxed Comfort Colors® fit.
Every purchase supports Bethesda’s free trauma-informed therapy and prevention education programs.
Why you’ll love it
- Funny listening skeleton design
- Therapist and counselor Halloween humor
- Garment-dyed Comfort Colors® fabric
- 100% ethically sourced US cotton
- Relaxed unisex fit
- Available in sizes S–4XL
Perfect for
- Therapists and counselors
- Social workers and psychologists
- Mental health professionals
- Counseling and social work students
- The designated “therapist friend”
- Anyone who loves spooky sarcasm
Care instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry low
- Iron or steam on low heat
- Do not dry clean
Go on… we’re listening. 💀
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |